44 hysterical t-shirts that will make people stop and laugh

Happy wife, happy life. If you live by this mantra, this tee belongs in your collection. It runs from sizes XS to 3XL and comes in a few variations for your wife or girlfriend, including: “I do what I want when I want where I want I just have to ask my wife.”

This shirt made me groan… and smile at the same time. If that’s your intended effect with your beefy shirt collection, this one belongs right at the top. 

You can shop this hilarious tee in both gray or black in sizes S to 3XL. Even better, it’s currently 40% off, down to less than $15. 

This shirt is perfect for fans of “The Office” (or anyone who appreciates a “that’s what she said” joke). It’s only $13 on Amazon and available in sizes S to 4XL.

This hilarious graphic tee is on clearance at Walmart, less than $10 in sizes S to 3XL ($20 in 4XL or 5XL). It demonstrates the easiest way for a man to pick up chicks with a handy cartoon.

Still feel like a child? Let everyone know with this hilarious shirt, down to $14 and available in 26 colors. You can shop it in men’s, women’s, and youth sizes S to 6XL.

It’s a title you’ve reminded your spouse of over and over again — display it proudly with this hilarious tee. You can shop it in sizes gray, blue, or black in sizes S to 3XL.

Prefer a little nerdy humor? This shirt is for those who love science and want everyone to know it. It comes in sizes XS to 3XL and features red and white text on a black tee.

Love a shirt with an obvious joke? This one can be yours for less than $10 and comes in 13 colors to choose from. It runs from sizes S to 5XL and comes in eight different fits for any body.

Spend a lot of time with someone who needs more hand holding than you’d like to provide? Let them know with this shirt (which they may or may not get). It’s available in sizes S to 5XL in both navy and gray.

Listen… we all know you’re doing it. No harm in proudly broadcasting it across your chest. This shirt runs from S to 5XL in gray, and today it’s on sale for $19.

Got a word nerd in the family? This shirt is perfect, and just in case you want even more. it comes in 12 hilarious varieties, including a pickle that says, “Dill With It,” and a loaf of bread with horse legs that says, “Pure Bred.” 

Teach your friends and family your favorite new word: Fartled (a fart you make while startled). This shirt is only $15 at Walmart and runs from sizes S to 5XL.

You love the band Kiss and you love your pet cat — combine those two passions with this hilarious tee, perfect for wearing around your grandkids. It comes in 20 colors in sizes S to 6XL.

Get them scratching (and tilting) their heads with this shirt, which reads, “You look really weird doing that with your head.” It’s for sale in three colors (gray, black, and navy) and runs from sizes S to 5XL.

Insult everyone who reads this shirt with a hilarious twist on a common saying. It’s available in 25 colors in sizes S to 6XL, and if you’re a prime member, you can get it in 48 hours.

Ward off those sassy youths with this shirt, which reminds them that you were once where they were — and have experienced a whole lot more of what life has to throw than they have. It’s available in both gray and black in sizes S to 5XL.

Love fishing? This shirt belongs in your collection. I bought it for my husband a few years ago and he wears it constantly. My favorite part is that the “I” in the top header is not capitalized. 

Sometimes short and simple is all it takes. This shirt, shaped like a gravestone, simply reads: “In dog years, I’m dead.” You can shop it in 12 colors in sizes S to 6XL.

Have a brilliant, gorgeous wife who tends to know the answer to any question you throw her way? Show off her intellect with this shirt, available in sizes S to 3XL.

Sometimes the only inspiration you need to get through tough times is the reminder that… the tough times don’t always end. Wear this bleak shirt in sizes S to 3XL across seven shades.

This is another incredible shirt I bought my husband. It’s from Bass Pro Shops, and on the front it simply features the shop’s logo, but the back reads: “I really love (it when) my wife (let’s me go fishing).” 

This hilarious shirt calls out how weird it feels to age. If it speaks to you, shop it in 17 different shades, across sizes S to 6XL.

This shirt is a slam-dunk for Star Wars fans. It’s a riff on one of the original series’ most famous lines, and it can find its place in your Star Wars shirt collection for $23. It’s available in 16 colors and sizes S to 3XL.

If you’re proud of your children — but want to remind them what you really think of them — this shirt is a must-buy. You can shop a few variations (without curse words) in sizes XS to 3XL.

This hilarious tee is perfect for the husband who often gets in trouble for not listening. You can get it in black at Target in sizes S to 5XL.

Celebrate the two things you have in common with a bald eagle by wearing this shirt. There are five bald-centric variations if you want to really lean into your hairless lifestyle with a full t-shirt collection about it. 

Sometimes the simplest shirts make me giggle the hardest. This one is great — insulting without using too many words. It’s $13 on Amazon in sizes Small to 3XL.

This shirt hits harder than it should and I’m only in my mid-30s. If it resonates with you too, you can shop it in sizes S to 3XL on Amazon for just $13. 

This is one of those shirts you read in its entirety, then visualize, then start laughing. You can get it just in time for beach season at Target in sizes S to 5XL.

No one’s perfect — some people just embrace that. This shirt is great for those who are content with themselves. just the way they are — and want others to know it. Shop it in seven colors in sizes S to 3XL at Amazon.

Some people like sunbathing, others love collecting shells. But if your preferred beach activity is using the ol’ metal detector, this shirt belongs in your collection. You can shop it in sizes S to 3XL for just $13.

This is yet another tee I’ve purchased for my husband. It’s significantly softer than I expected, providing really great quality for such a silly tee. It’s available for $15 in sizes S to 5XL on Amazon.

If you’ve got a reputation for stretching the truth a bit when you tell a story, embrace the big-fish life with this gray tee. You can shop it in sizes S to 5XL at Target.

Since when is being from the 1900s a signifier of old age?? This shirt reminds anyone who reads it that you’re not a young stallion anymore. You can shop it in 22 colors in sizes S to 6XL.

I love this shirt so much I bought it immediately. It makes me giggle every time I look at it, so bring the same joy to the people around you by rocking it yourself. 

This adorable tee looks like a college shirt, but it’s a perfect hilarious tee for anyone who works in medicine or psychology. You can shop it on Etsy and customize the color to your preference. 

I have this shirt in sweatshirt form and I regularly wear it to the grocery store. You can shop it in 10 colors in four fit types (men’s, men’s big and tall, women, and women’s plus) in sizes S to 6XL.

This shirt doubles as a costume, so if you encounter anyone who dares ask you about your disguise, be ready to show off the ninja face hidden on the inside of the shirt. It’s in sizes S to 5XL on Amazon, as low as $15.

This is another great shirt for Star Wars fans. It shows a crying Stormtrooper mourning his friends that were on the Death Star. It’s available in limited sizing on Amazon (only S and M), but you can buy it directly from 6DS for bigger sizes.

Here’s another great shirt for the bald kings. You can customize your size and color on Etsy and get your shirt in just a week. You can even pick what you want the graphic on — a tee, a long-sleeved tee, a sweatshirt, or even a onesie, if you want to match one of the youngins in your family.

Real ones remember the days when Pluto was still a planet. This shirt commemorates the dwarf planet’s run as a full-blown planet, and it can be yours for just $17. Shop it in 19 shades ranging from S to 6XL.

This shirt is both a threat and a joke. Shop it in 29 different colors (even brown, if you like to stay on theme). It’s $20 in sizes S to 6XL. 

This hilarious shirt proclaims what should be obvious: This is not a drill! I showed it to my husband and he started giggling immediately, so if you’ve got a sense of humor similar to his, this shirt has just earned its spot in your wardrobe.